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          Don’t Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

          Don’t Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

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          A collection of wise and wacky words of advice. It comes such gems of wisdom as: you can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

          A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Fac...

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          Description

          Product ID:9781849411912
          Product Form:Paperback / softback
          Country of Manufacture:GB
          Title:Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog
          Authors:Author: Mitchell Symons
          Page Count:256
          Subjects:Children’s / Teenage general interest: Humour and jokes, Humour & jokes (Children's / Teenage), Interest age: from c 7 years
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          A collection of wise and wacky words of advice. It comes such gems of wisdom as: you can't trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

          A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

          From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:
          You can''t trust a dog to watch your food.
          Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?
          Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won''t have a leg to stand on.
          And if getting even doesn''t work, just get odd!


          Imprint Name:Red Fox
          Publisher Name:Penguin Random House Children's UK
          Country of Publication:GB
          Publishing Date:2013-03-07

          Additional information

          Weight164 g
          Dimensions178 × 129 × 16 mm