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      The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13¼

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      The hilarious spoof diary of Eton schoolboy Boris Johnson. Updated with 'Partygate' chapter.

      ''Deliciously funny and highly impudent'' - Jon Culshaw

      FEATURES ILLUMINATING NEW MATERIAL about the original Partygate: a boozy shindig Boris t...

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      Product ID:9781529406658
      Product Form:Paperback / softback
      Country of Manufacture:GB
      Title:The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13¼
      Authors:Author: Lucien Young
      Page Count:208
      Subjects:Politics and government, Politics & government, Humour, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Humour, Parodies & spoofs
      Description:Select Guide Rating
      The hilarious spoof diary of Eton schoolboy Boris Johnson. Updated with 'Partygate' chapter.

      ''Deliciously funny and highly impudent'' - Jon Culshaw

      FEATURES ILLUMINATING NEW MATERIAL about the original Partygate: a boozy shindig Boris threw while Eton was in the grip of a flu epidemic. Read on for deeper insight into Johnson''s psychology, and the hubris and hedonism that would characterise his premiership. Unfortunately for Britain, the teenager isn''t too different from the man...
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      ''My dearest, darling, dapper, dashing Diary,
      What ho! ''Tis I, the man of the moment (and, indeed, of every moment), Boris Johnson. Today was a balmy summer one, and so your devoted diarist opted to recline upon the bank of the Thames, reflecting on glories of the previous twelvemonth. Naturally, my second year at Eton has been an unbroken string of victories and vindications. I outwitted my rivals, wrote every essay at the last moment, and snuck a metric tonne of Curly Wurlies from the tuck shop. And I only expect to achieve more in the coming year. To paraphrase that fine Olympic slogan: Citius, Altius, Fortius, Borius!''


      Imprint Name:Quercus Publishing
      Publisher Name:Quercus Publishing
      Country of Publication:GB
      Publishing Date:2022-04-28

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      Weight152 g
      Dimensions130 × 196 × 22 mm