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      The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13¼

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      This is the story of how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to believe he should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation.

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      ''Deliciously funny...

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      Product ID:9781529406641
      Product Form:Hardback
      Country of Manufacture:GB
      Title:The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13¼
      Authors:Author: Lucien Young
      Page Count:176
      Subjects:Politics and government, Politics & government, Humour, Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction, Humour, Parodies & spoofs
      Description:Select Guide Rating
      This is the story of how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to believe he should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation.

      **STRICTLY UNOFFICIAL**

      ''Deliciously funny and highly impudent'' - Jon Culshaw

      The newly discovered diary of Boris Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson, aged 13¼, provides a fascinating glimpse into how Boris, a lazy, bumptious and overweening child, comes to believe he should be Prime Minister. Along the way, we see him hone the techniques and persona that will one day hoodwink a nation.

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      Extract from 13-year-old Boris''s TEN RULES FOR LIFE:

      It''s not lying if you don''t bother to learn the truth. Many people - politicians, for instance - make the mistake of going about laden with facts and statistics. However, when studiously ignorant of the aforementioned, one may argue one''s case with total conviction.

      A friend is just an enemy you haven''t yet made. Some say there''s no ''I'' in ''team''. Well, I say you can''t spell ''friend'' without ''fiend''. No matter how dear your chum, you never know what sort of treachery they harbour inside. After all, there are many people who consider me a friend!


      Imprint Name:Quercus Publishing
      Publisher Name:Quercus Publishing
      Country of Publication:GB
      Publishing Date:2019-10-03

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      Weight254 g
      Dimensions205 × 135 × 19 mm